The Catch Up

Well then, it has been a little over two weeks since I last blogged, and I consider that an accomplishment. Although, that does mean that my Spring Break is now definitely more of a distant memory than just a "hey did that just happen" moment. Regardless, I just burnt my tongue on soup.

So I have been working non-stop, or seemingly so as obviously I had to have stopped at some portion of my day or night to relax, or do absolutely nothing because I was too fed up with work, since I got back to college. My calendar is ridiculous with 217 Presentation!,Workshop due!, etc. I guess it is not too full actually, but to me it seems full because I never kept a calendar before, plus the fact that these were full presentations that were unable to be completed just the day before, as much as I wish that was untrue. So when I see "presentation due" I just take that and the proceeding week and considered it like one big event. So yeah, I do not have time is the point of this story.

Obviously when I have no time to do anything, this is when I blog, because that makes sense. So I have a presentation tomorrow to complete, as well as regular homework, and then another paper on Thursday and a huge project on Friday. Fantastic. I obviously could have been doing this, and according to the professors "should have been doing" these things from the moment they assigned it. However, work always looks more promising tomorrow. Today I deserve a rest. Yet tomorrow never comes, so the saying goes. Is it even a saying? It is something that many people say, so whatever.

Alright, so what else has happened... hmmm... I really wish something exciting has happened, like an incomparable orgasm that the entire world felt with me, but alas, none of that quite yet. I have been playing board games / card games more recently again. Including but not limited to Munchkin,Killer Bunnies,Catchphrase, and Bang!. All of these are very enjoyable games and hold true to the "the more the merrier" plea. Thus, if you have friends, congratulations, and you should maybe pick up one of these games some time. If you don't, I will not cry, nor will I even know.

So, that is about the only catch up you have to catch up with with me. Did that sentence make sense? Eh, I'm over it.

Talk to someone new today! Or somebody you haven't talked to in a while!

"Sometimes people underestimate the importance of a good friend."

Mi Vida Parte 3

Well, I am sad to say, not really that this SHOULD be the last of the library series, at least for the public library at home. This is because I plan on finishing my presentation today, even though at this current moment, and two hours into the work today, I am not halfway done. This is upsetting news, but I am determined to stay today till the end of this presentation. Thus, I may be here till closing time, but I will complete this assignment.

So, that is my update on why I am here, again, but let me move further into my life otherwise. Last night I stayed out till 1:45, mainly talking about being green and problems with our society. The usual. I also watched, El Mago, which was terrible, at least in my opinion. The story seemed erratic and was hard to concentrate on one story and it seemed jumpy in too many portions of the movie. It seemed the movie itself had ADD and that every character had split personalities and one emotion lasted for about twenty seconds before it would change gears into another emotion. I found myself laughing at the characters more than empathizing. I would give it about a half of a star. But, it was actually fairly easy to understand without subtitles, which is awesome. Either my Spanish is improving or that was just a really "simplistically languaged" movie. I just made that term up, because the squiggly red line is telling me that languaged is not a word, and I believe it. Thus, "simplistically languaged" is pretty easily defined as language which is simple to comprehend even if not a native speaker of the language itself, AKA elementary school level language. Okay, I am done with superfluously explaining that.

So now a new paragraph! I am almost doing work, I just needed a break right now and this always helps, although when I am done with this I am probably going to rest again by just staring at the wall. Okay, well I really have little to say, which is sad, I mean I could go on but it would be more than just rambling, it would be complete bullshit. Here are some big words for your enjoyment!

Manatee

Falasha

Atelier

Okay, I am done. I think. Until two more hours pass and I blog about nothing once again.

SMILE

"The depths of the ocean cannot cover the smile of one human."

Mi Vida Parte 2

I should just call this the Library Series, considering I am more than likely going to end up being here tomorrow as well. This is also part of the Library Series Short Stick considering this really is just random babbling about anything in my head. Which I guess the point of the blog to begin with.

Yesterday was a good night. Went bowling and to half price appetizers at Applebee's, but it was just a bunch of laughs followed by more laughs. It was a solid night of fun and entertainment for under 20 bucks. Lots of inside jokes created. Also, apparently I am a lard and ate a grande quesadilla as well as spinach and artichoke dip and a chocolate chip desert mess thing, and I was not completely full afterward. Which was weird.

Wow, it is sad that when you just blogged yesterday about everything how little you have to talk about the next day. I have had no epiphanies, no crazy experiences, besides the night but I basically already sad that, and this morning I woke up late and ended up in the library to do nothing again. I am really going to probably be screwed for this presentation.

Liberation theory is going to be the DEATH of me. It is going to be sad. I think I am progressing in it. However, I am so focused on this one project that I am not even remotely doing anything for my other presentations. But my other presentations are not as major I suppose, nor are they on a topic I have no clue what is going on. There is so much detail and ambiguity and points of view it is just a mess to try to organize. But I am trying.

There is this ridiculously annoying humming/whistling sound. I thought it was wind, but alas, there is no wind outside as none of the trees are moving in any way. And now a baby is crying. This is why the library is surprisingly not the best place to do work. The distractions just keep piling on. Then add facebook and AIM, and my life is a complete distraction. Again though, perhaps I will be able to do more work later in the night and tomorrow. I need this done before going to Binghamton!

Okay, I actually think I am done blogging for now. Perhaps I will continue this tomorrow, when I am probably in the library for the third straight day.

Crazy.

"Work is like a creepy guy that approaches you and asks you a question, you just need to answer it and hope he goes away."

Mi Vida

So, I am at the public library, weird, because I am trying to do work. The only problem is, I have absolutely no motivation to do anything. So I figured I would blog about my life, something I have yet to do with specific details.

So, I am on Spring Break, which is an excuse for students to forget they are young adults and act like they are five again. Now this is for the various reasons of typically no one works over spring break, typically the Spring Breaks of schools are different so many friends are still at school while some are not, and because typically there is nothing really exciting to do. So, students, myself included, resort to finding everything entertaining. I have resorted to bouncy balls and hacky sacks myself. It is not a bad thing at all, I am in love with Spring Break, as I should be. It is the time where you actually have nothing to do, and cannot get scolded for doing nothing. Except, this break I actually could be doing my presentations, which are the reasons I am in the library to begin with.

Regardless of what I "should" be doing, the fact of the matter is I am not doing it, and I am not really that stressed out by the lack of doing it. Perhaps I will have to come back to the library tomorrow, strike that. Perhaps I will have to come back to the library tomorrow, but whatever. It is not like I would be doing anything more productive at home, except eating grapes.

So I am at that point where I believe every movement I make is the loudest noise and that everyone in the library is thinking, "Gah will that kid just stop moving?!" I am hoping that is not the case, but it may very well be. Also, I just looked over to my left to see a scary picture of Rosie O'Donnell reading a book, with the word READ above her faux shocked face while reading "Beezus and Ramona" by Beverely Cleary. Oh the Public Library, update your posters please.

It is already Tuesday, did you bring your coat? Sorry, but anyway, this means that I am gradually losing more and more spring break relaxation and am going to need to face the reality of school once more. Once I hit April I should be good again though. I just have too much work due in this coming month, and as you can tell, instead of doing it I am blogging/complaining about the work that needs to be done. Oh the irony. Not really.

P-p-p-poker face. Oh Lady Gaga, how your beats are so catchy. 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin. I need to stop now. Okay. So I just stared at people behind me for no good reason for an extended period of time. I just could not move my neck back to the forward position for whatever reason, so now they probably think I am a weird or want some crazy threesome. Which, trust me, I would not.

Okay, so this weekend I am intruding, okay maybe not intruding but I do feel like I am a little, by going to Binghamton with Helen and Marissa to meet Alysse and turn HAM into MATH, which is like saying, if I have two hams and I eat one, how many hams do I have now? But I am excited regardless because I miss Alysse like no other, and of course Helen and Marissa but I have seen them more recently. It should be entertaining regardless.

I want to play Mario Kart. I am champ in that game. Double Dash. But I feel like since I just announced that the next time I play I am going to lose... miserably. So be it.

I also want to play tennis. I am even a bigger champion at that. Again, next time I play I feel like I am going to lose. But I am on a winning streak! For now. I haven't dropped a set in a while. I am completely jinxing myself. That reminds me of the pokemon Jynx. But I digress... actually I do not, because I was going no where to begin with.

Okay, so there you go, I updated my blog, which I have been meaning to do but with the obvious lack of time with all of this work I am doing, I could not update it sooner.


"Who ever said "Don't put off tomorrow what you could do today" never enjoyed his life."

...

I will write in my blog soon...

Just not tonight.

Keep an eye out.

Survey

I enjoyed filling out the first survey, that I am doing another and will probably do more to follow, thus, I am making a new survey section. This the first one of it, although technically the second, but shhh

Completely Ridiculously Random Survey
(Some questions were deleted due to stupidity or superfluity.)

(There are edited answers as the first time I answered them I answered them incorrectly but I kept them anyway, for humor purposes. Thanks Lee!)

What is the single largest item in your house? I want to say pool table. Or Bar. Tough call
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand? Fairly well actually, looks like a third grader's handwriting.
What color is your bedroom? It is going to be painted a dark shade of green.
What type of computer mouse do you use? This light up Targus one which shows what mood I am in to everyone else. It is pretty sweet. I won't lie, I love it.
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive? Nope.
Do you take vitamins? I do not believe in them, but I take them sporadically when I feel like I didn't eat enough vitamins myself in the day.
Do you like to color inside the lines? Yes I do. Love it actually.
What do you have set as your home page? www.atptennis.com Yup. Love the tennis.
Do you have your own radio? I don't understand this question. I am going to say no? I mean, I have one in my car... but I am thinking that does not count? I am thinking this means like boombox type deal.
Where would you hate to have to work? Hmm ... a dumpster?
Who is on your speed dial? Best friends.
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles? Lightbulbs (energy efficient ones!)
How much money did you spend today? $17.05 so far.
What are you sitting on right now? A ... chair ...
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces? All the time. I am so vain. Oops.
Would you ever get plastic surgery? Not for anything major, but I already got a mole removed once.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid? No. Nor do I play with it now?
How big is your bed? Twin I believe. Got me.
Do you like the smell of axe? Not really. (At first I read this as sex and was like ... umm what? ... shows where my mind is.)
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers? Pineapple! Delicious.
Have you ever seen a volcano? No but that would be so cool if I did.
What is the best Halloween costume you have ever worn? No idea. I cannot remember, I am not a Halloween person.
What kind of soap do you use? Depends on what I buy ... duh.
Can you snowboard? I can. Not well. But that was not the question.
How many icons do you have on your desktop? 12. But I could get rid of like 3 of them.
Do you understand how telephones work? I do not understand how a lot of things work. All I know is that they do work.
Do you write notes on your body? No.
What is the prominent color in your closet? There is not one... I think like blue or gray. Also, I read this as color in your chest... and was thoroughly confused for a good ten seconds.
What is sitting next to you right now? Another computer, haha.
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies? Not really.
Do you own any really old video game systems? Sega Genesis. We have an intellivision somewhere, but I don't know where.
Are you good at baking? Cooking yes. Baking, no.
Have you ever made your own clothing? I silk screened something on my shirt once, that is about it. And it was for class.
How many doors does your house have? I keep losing count. I am just going to stop and say something between 10 - 15.
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops? Tootsie. No contest.
Do you sneak into movie theatres? Nope.
Are you a really fast text messager? I am told yes.
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7? Cell Phone. And my nipples.
Do you usually write in print or in cursive? Prinsive. Which is a healthy mix of both print and cursive at the same time.
What was your first job? Camp Counselor
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?Crushed.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone? Yes. Good times.
What do you want to buy from an infomercial? Magic Bullet. Heard it is not that good though.
Do you believe that animals have souls? Yes.
What word/phrase do you find really annoying? I actually cannot think of one, probably just cliche ones.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light? Yes.
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets? Nope.
What is the longest you can wait patiently? Depends on what I am waiting for.
Have you ever been under anesthesia? Yes, procaine AKA novocaine.
Are your fingernails long or short? Short right now.
Are you afraid of bright colors? No.
Can you tell people honest things to their face? Yes.
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal? Yikes, neither. But probably oatmeal.
Do you own a kite? Nope. I should though.
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa? I want to but have yet to do so.
What do you think of clothing for pets? Pointless and capitalistic.
Do you tend to want things you cannot have? Not really.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be? Yeah, for the most part.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little? I think so.
Would you ever dye your hair purple? Nopes. Not purple.
Who do you think should play you in a movie? Michael Cera
Would you ever kill someone? Never.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots? Stripes
Do you dot your is and cross your ts? Yes? Otherwise they would be lines...
Are you double jointed in any way? No. Have hyper extension though.
What kind of super power do you wish you had? Something with the mind, probably telekinesis.
Are you easily offended? No. I don't think so.
How often do you watch the news? Rarely.
Do you have nightmares very much? Nope. Just awesome dreams of awesomeness.
Which power ranger was your favorite? Kimberly, the Pink Ranger. How embarrassing.
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you? No.
Have you ever cried to get away with something? Once. Whoops.
Are you friends with anyone famous? No?
Do you lack common sense sometimes? Yes. More than sometimes.
Are you afraid of snakes? Only ones that come out of nowhere.
Do you use recycle bins at your house? Yes!!!!
How hot do you like the water in your shower? Scorching.
Do you ever walk around your house naked? Rarely, but yes.
Do you want to be bilingual? I want to be multilingual, so yes.
Do you lie to make people feel better? Seldom. The truth is important.
How many times a day do you look at the clock? Cannot remotely count that.
Do you like to organize things? Yeah but they never stay that way.
Do you like the game red rover? Never really played.
Which is better, thick crust or thin? Thin.
How good are you at keeping secrets?Yes, I think. EDIT: I am fairly decent
What stupid little thing really stresses you out? Sometimes. Trying to eliminate that. EDIT: Pimples.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday? Yes. But I'm not telling.
What do you think the drinking age should be? 18.
Do you like to wear socks? They keep my feet warm, so yes.
What is the last cartoon you watched? The Simpsons I believe.
What does your bed comforter look like? It looks like a blue bed comforter?


SMILE!

Randomness

Tangent

I always come to my computer,
Hoping to write a poem.
With unforgettable rhythm,
That sticks in your head,
Like a spoon,
When you try to scoop out ice cream,
But you bought it like weeks ago,
And it is frozen solid.
So frustrating. Where was I?
That is right, but I never get around to writing it.
I am so lazy, that the words seem,
You know when you driving on snow
And you just hit the acceleration too much
When you were completely stopped.
The wheels move but you move no where,
And you start to slide and you get nervous.
It happened to me once, December of 2007.
I was stopped at a stop sign, and this bitch
Decided she was going to not stop
And just ignore the giant red sign.
Man I wish I was a cop,
Just to pull over whores like her.
She was a brunette, with her eyes wide,
I think she just got her license.
All the more reason to ticket her.
So, she passed through, and I was so angry,
I hit the accelerator with more force.
It slipped, I slid, I screamed for a moment.
But I realized I just need to lighten up,
And then slowly press on the gas again.
It was a scary moment, but I forget,
Why did I mention this?
Oh, because that is what I feel like.
When I come to the computer, I slam on the accelerator,
And expect a masterpiece.
Like I am some Andy Warhol portrait of
Condensed Soup. Which I never understood to begin with.
But do not even get me started on that.

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Car Affair

Of course on the highway
You would show yourself.
I never met you before,
Some new white make,
Probably from some popular
Convertible manufacturer.
Slowly you let me glimpse,
Then you speed hurriedly ahead.
Careless staring to the side,
I nearly ram the truck
In front of me.
I would have been demolished.
Yet, my foot still accelerated,
Around the traffic before me
To see your face once more.
Passing you, I stare.
Almost causing an accident once more.
Following you intently,
My jalopy loses your drift.
You sped away. Fast.
I kept my eyes on your tail.
Weaved in and out,
Tried to say Hello again,
But my exit came up, and
You were not changing lanes.
I knew this was good-bye,
Forever. So long white car.
You never knew me,
But we had an affair.