I Caught ...

I caught myself a fish,
And I did not need no help,
But then after I threw it back,
I only caught some kelp.

I caught myself a butterfly,
With the help of my trustee net.
I caught myself the football,
To win the game I will never forget.

I caught a ball in soccer,
But the ref blew the whistle,
And then I caught my puppy,
While she ran into the thistle.

I caught the train before it left,
I caught a break at last,
I caught someone looking at me,
And winked as we passed.

I caught every thing I wanted to,
And things were too good to be true,
That was, at least, until my brother came home,
And then I caught the flu!