kanufixit_33: Uh-oh, warning.
profpants69: wut now?
kanufixit_33: Bitch alert, coming at full speed ahead... please evacuate the building if possible, or take cover in a safe place far from breakables and blunt, heavy objects.
profpants69: wut the fuk now?
kanufixit_33: I am just warning you that Jess is livid with you.
profpants69: livid dude? rly? jus say mad.
kanufixit_33: Okay, she wants to kick the shit out of you, better?
kanufixit_33: If I were you, I'd shut off your phone and just hide in bed for the next ... decade or so.
profpants69: i dun understand her pro.
profpants69: dont cheat on my best frend like i dun see this bein a hard concept to undrstand
kanufixit_33: True but was it necessary to post it around the town?
profpants69: fuk ya. my status on fb says it all too
profpants69: "jess, you a ho, have fun with your diseases."
kanufixit_33: A tad bit unnecessary no?
profpants69: not at all in fact i think i was too nice on her
kanufixit_33: Oh yeah, publicly professing promiscuity of a girl you have little connect to other than your best friend was dating her.
kanufixit_33: Ever think about how it affects him?
profpants69: it doesnt he did not cheat on her, she cheated on him.
profpants69: h/o fone
profpants69: she is the biggest bitch on the planet
kanufixit_33: You seemed fine with her before she cheated on Sanz
profpants69: bc she was cool then
profpants69: now she is a skank
profpants69: with clamidia or however the fuck you spell that
kanufixit_33: I think you should back a little bit off of her dude.
profpants69: i think you shuld get the fuck on her shit
profpants69: y arent you "livid" at her
profpants69: u are friends with Sanz too
kanufixit_33: Sure, what I think she did is disrespectful and awful but, I was not dating her, Sanz was.
profpants69: yea and u are sanz friend
kanufixit_33: Yeah, but I also know he can handle this situation without my bashing of her.
profpants69: dude you have to make him feel better, and wut other way other then make fun of a cheating whore?
kanufixit_33: Oh I don't know, reassuring him that things will hurt but time heals all.
profpants69: that is the stupidest thin i ever hear
profpants69: heard*
profpants69: regardles he obvi needs to just get over the dumb bitch
kanufixit_33: All I am saying is that this is a bit ridiculous that everyone is up in arms and facebooking this shit like it is the next nuclear war. People cheat on people. It is a harsh cruel fact about dating and life. Welcome to the age of 50% divorces.
profpants69: w/e dude
profpants69: you need to realize that this world is too short not to have fun with it
kanufixit_33: And you need to realize that life is too short to make huge ordeals about everything that happens.
kanufixit_33: Maybe if the sun blew up and we had 8 minutes to live, I would suggest you write that on a facebook status
kanufixit_33: "we have 8 minutes until we die!! Bitches Ho Fuckfaces!"
kanufixit_33: that is how you go about writing it right?
profpants69: wut is yur prob
profpants69: help a friend and stop being a pansy
kanufixit_33: What is your problem? Stop butting into other people's ordeals!
profpants69: ordeals
profpants69: your a tool
kanufixit_33: and you're* an idiot
kanufixit_33: People talk and talk and talk. They sit around gossiping like nothing else in the world matters except the world of drama. The world is a stage, they say, because I am so smart and I quote Shakespeare. We are all players, they say, and I want to have the most interesting life
kanufixit_33: but when my mundane life of ordinary stops short, I must create more melodrama using other people as bait for my horrendous and malicious plots against humanity
profpants69: umm talk about melodrama
kanufixit_33: You know what, drop it. I'm here for Sanz, but where were you when all of this happened?
profpants69: ....
kanufixit_33: Oh, that's right. Banging his girlfriend. But true, I am not here for him, you are.
kanufixit_33: Change that facebook status from Jess to Chris, you mess.
profpants69: ....
profpants69: dude what the fuck are you talkin about? i ddid not bang jess
kanufixit_33: Really? That is not what Jess is saying.
profpants69: r u serious?
profpants69: do you think I would?
profpants69: the bitch is trying to get back at me
kanufixit_33: I got to go. Enjoy your night.
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