16 June, 2011
Name Nemesis
You know that name that everyone you absolutely despise tends to have? You know, that name that you are like, "Ugh, he's such an asshole, his name must be _____" because everyone you have ever met with that name has been nothing but absolute dipshits. I have a "name nemesis" (noun: the common name or nickname between everyone who you tend to think or learn through constant experience is a douche), but I think I will withhold that information for now just to be safe as to what my name nemesis actually is, yet now every time I meet someone with that name, I immediately judge them as being a douche. I know this is unfair to them, but I kinda can't help it. I mean, a name nemesis does not just show up, it takes time. For example, let's say Jenny is a dick to you. Okay, we assume that it was just this particular Jenny that is a dick. But, continuing over the next few months, we meet three other Jennys (all different) who are just cunts to us as well. Then Jenny becomes your name nemesis. And it is unfortunate because the next Jenny you are going to meet without ever actually speaking to her, you are going to think, wow, she must be a fucking twatwaffle, simply because all other Jennys you have ever met were. Who knows, perhaps every name naturally has a name nemesis, and we are just instinctively adversed to those with that name. That makes me wonder as well that my name must be someone's name nemesis... do they automatically assume I am a dipshit too without saying one word to me?
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